Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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The Mechanical Contrivium: Bernice

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bernice!

  1. Medieval knights put the skin of Bernice on their sword handles to improve the grip!
  2. Baby swans are called Bernice!
  3. Worldwide, Bernice is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  4. Grapes explode if you put them inside Bernice!
  5. A Berniceometer is used to measure Bernice.
  6. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Bernice!
  7. Bernice cannot jump.
  8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Bernice and water!
  9. All swans in England belong to Bernice.
  10. Bernice never said 'Play it again, Sam'.

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